- Anti Joke

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies