Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Homonyms should be band.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Anti Joke

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