- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

The Morman Religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Women's Rights

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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