- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

The Moon Landing.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

You and your parents are going to die today

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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