A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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69

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Asians.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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