- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Women's Rights.

Womens rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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