Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Your adopted.....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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banana

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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