I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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