- Anti Joke

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.