- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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