A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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