- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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