How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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honest politician

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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