- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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