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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

whats 69+2? 71

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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