what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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