Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Illumati Confirmed

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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You will not press the like button.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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