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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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