- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

get in the car.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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