Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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