What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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