Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

kesha is a virgin.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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