Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Blake wilkeys hair style

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Anti Joke

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