- Anti Joke

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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