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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

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