Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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