- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I can count to potato.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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