- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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