- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

The Joke Below

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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