You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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