- Anti Joke

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

You're tall.