- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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