- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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