- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Abortion

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Refrigerator

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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