Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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