An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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i have two hands.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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