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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Nuneaton..

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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