- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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