why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Leave. Now.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Set up Punch line.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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