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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Face...the other white meat!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

your social life.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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