- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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