Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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