Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

YOU

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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