- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

whats worse than a kane nothing

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Women's rights.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Cancer.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

I'm Jewish

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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