why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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homosexuals are gay

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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