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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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