- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

say cheese

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Penis

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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