- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Harry Chappell raped someone

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Horse with a chair on his head.

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