- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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