whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The Holocaust

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Anti Joke

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