Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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