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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the boy sad? because.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

do you have a wife?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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