- Anti Joke

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats