Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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canada

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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I grunt when I poop.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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