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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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