- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

bees knees

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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