- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Women Sports.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

all jokes aside...

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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