knock knock come in!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Wigan.

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Religionh

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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2 + 2 = fish

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