What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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