why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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sharks

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

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