A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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