- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

its snowing on mount fuji

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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