What's good? Anything that is not bad.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

A child walks into a classroom.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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