- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Church.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

angelosnyder is not gay