A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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